I like to do things as does everyone, but I shan't list them because it'll piss you off, and I don't want to piss you off over the internet because that'd be cyber bullying. Right this has dragged on now, so I'll stop. Oh, also I have a condom.
JamesOHands
I laughed so hard at this.. That is my kind of joke.
(Source: obiwankkenobi, via delayingtheinevitable)
This is legitimately my personal philosophy in life
(Source: felix---felicis, via delayingtheinevitable)
Darren: “That crazy frog made millions”
Andy: “Yeah? Where is he now?”
-silence-
Darren: “Probably working on a follow-up album?”
(via delayingtheinevitable)


